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About page: - Swiss Finish + Peter Principle analysis - Documented Swiss IT disasters with verified sources - Archive.org links for source verification - Includes: INSIEME (CHF 116M), Juris X, Soprano, SECO scandal, Swiss E-Voting, FIS Heer, Credit Suisse legacy IT, Swisscom outage Privacy page: - Satirical take on data collection (we don't) - Static site, no tracking, no database Terms page: - Satirical terms of service - Disclaimer matching the site's tone 404 page: - Custom error page with IT disaster references - Links back to working content 🤖 Generated with [Claude Code](https://claude.com/claude-code) Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 4.5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
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<span class="article-category">System Error</span>
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<h1 class="article-title">404: Page Not Found</h1>
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<p class="article-subtitle">This page has achieved the same status as Juris X, INSIEME, and Swiss e-voting: it doesn't exist.</p>
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<h2>Possible Explanations</h2>
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<li><strong>The page was deprecated</strong> — Like CHF 116 million in federal tax administration software</li>
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<li><strong>The project was cancelled</strong> — After exceeding budget by 300% and missing all milestones</li>
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<li><strong>The contractor couldn't deliver</strong> — "Important milestones were not reached and agreed delivery dates were not met"</li>
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<li><strong>The URL was entered incorrectly</strong> — Human error, the one constant in Swiss IT projects</li>
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<li><strong>The page is still in development</strong> — Estimated completion: 2037 (revised from 2024)</li>
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<h2>What You Can Do</h2>
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<li><a href="/">Return to the homepage</a> — It actually works</li>
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<li><a href="/articles/">Browse our articles</a> — Documenting what doesn't work</li>
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<li><a href="/about/">Read about us</a> — And Swiss IT history</li>
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<li>Check the URL for typos — We believe in you</li>
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</ul>
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<h2>What We Won't Do</h2>
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<li>Spend 12 years trying to fix this</li>
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<li>Commission a CHF 15.6 million replacement page</li>
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<li>Blame it on "silo mentality" and "unclear responsibilities"</li>
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<li>Keep using a 30-year-old fallback page</li>
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<span class="irony-box__label">Error Code Analysis</span>
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<p><strong>HTTP 404</strong> — Page not found. Unlike Swiss government IT project post-mortems, which are always found after the money is gone.</p>
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<p>This error page loaded in approximately 50 milliseconds. The canton of Zürich's justice department has been trying to load their case management software upgrade for 16 years.</p>
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<p style="margin-top: 2rem; text-align: center;">
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<a href="/" class="cta-button">Take Me Home</a>
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