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title: "Privacy Policy"
description: "How we handle your data (spoiler: we don't)"
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## Privacy Policy

*Last updated: December 2025*

### The Short Version

We don't track you. We don't want your data. We have enough problems documenting Swiss IT disasters without adding "data breach" to our portfolio.

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### What We Collect

**Nothing.**

This is a static website. There is no:
- User registration
- Login system
- Analytics tracking
- Cookies (except the ones your browser might cache)
- Newsletter signup
- Comment system
- Contact form that actually works

We're a Hugo static site served by nginx. The most sophisticated technology on this server is `try_files`.

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### What We Don't Collect

- Your name
- Your email
- Your browsing habits
- Your opinions on SCION
- Your Swiss Post tracking numbers
- Your Insieme project management credentials
- Your Juris X access tokens (if those existed, which they don't, because the project failed)

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### Third-Party Services

**Google Fonts:** We load fonts from Google. Google's privacy policy applies to their font delivery CDN. We have no control over what Google does, but then again, neither does anyone else.

**Your ISP:** They can see you visited this site. If you're concerned about that, we recommend a VPN, Tor, or simply not working in Swiss government IT procurement.

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### Data Retention

We retain zero data for zero days. This is not because we're privacy-focused visionaries—it's because we literally have no database.

The only logs that exist are nginx access logs on the server, which rotate automatically and are used exclusively for debugging when things break. Which, unlike Swiss government IT projects, happens rarely.

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### Your Rights

Under GDPR, revDPA, and the general principles of human dignity, you have the right to:

1. **Access** your data: There isn't any.
2. **Delete** your data: Done. It never existed.
3. **Port** your data: We'll email you an empty JSON file if you really want.
4. **Object** to processing: We're not processing anything. Object away.

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### Contact

If you have privacy concerns about this website, please consider that:

1. You've already given more data to your coffee shop's loyalty program
2. We genuinely cannot identify you
3. The person who built this site has better things to do than track Swiss IT policy enthusiasts

That said, if you've found an actual privacy issue, we'd be embarrassed and would fix it immediately. Unlike certain cantonal justice departments, we believe in addressing problems before they become 16-year sagas.

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### Changes to This Policy

If we ever add tracking, we'll update this policy. Given that we can't even figure out how to add a working search function, this seems unlikely.

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*This privacy policy is provided as-is, without warranty, and with approximately the same level of legal rigour as a Swiss federal IT project scope document.*